FLYBLOWN
The machine is clean. This will not last.
TEN MILLION FLIESHOUSE GENERATOR READY
THE PLAYGROUND / THINGS PAPER CAN’T DOBAD IDEAS
BAD IDEAS
ON DEMAND.
Give the flies something decent. They will return it altered, reviewed, forecast, memorialized, or otherwise made less useful.
CURRENT MACHINE
What do you love most?
Already breeding elsewhere
The Complaint Department already lives in “Today at the Dump,” where readers can file actual complaints for moderation. Dead Fly Society and the rotating side-mess also already exist. The machines above are the personalized versions that were missing. Back to the current infestation →