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Fly Swatter
No. 1
A quick hit of micro-fiction. Click the fly. Five clean hits and civilization is briefly restored.
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Fake News
Her motivation was simple enough. “Why should the kids get all the presents?” a red-clad woman said as…
Lie to me →Experiments
TMF experimental department
Things to do instead of behaving.
Blind Date With a Poem
No title. No author. Read first; meet the culprit afterward.
I never had to
spend
Christmas
at the
mental hospital
I imagine it’s
exactly like
it sounds
CHRISTMAS AT THE MENTAL HOSPITAL
by Daniel J. Flore III
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Choose Your Poison
Pick a bottle. We take no responsibility for what happens next.
The Cut-Up Machine
Paste your own prose. Nothing leaves your browser. Then let the machine make a small mess of it.
The wreckage will appear here.
The First Infestation
2017—2025
75 pieces. Nine years of poetry, fiction, art, humor and other things that probably should have been supervised.
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