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Fly Swatter
No. 1
A quick hit of micro-fiction. Click the fly. Five clean hits and civilization is briefly restored.
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Droppings
Mighty Fine Stripper from Portland
By Leah Mueller
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Things to do instead of behaving.
Blind Date With a Poem
No title. No author. Read first; meet the culprit afterward.
I wrote this for you, asshole
because you parked and took up two spaces
so I am taking this opportunity
to write this to you, asshole
because I never got the chance to call you an asshole to your face
which I probably wouldn’t have had the balls to do anyway, asshole
I wrote this for you, asshole
by Daniel J. Flore III
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The Cut-Up Machine
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The wreckage will appear here.
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