FLY
FRESHLY CAUGHT
NEWEST FLY
Three poems about my asshole
1. a clean bill of health the doctor told me to roll onto my side i asked if we could get to know each other first she said…
Today at the Dump
SATURDAY, OCT 17, 2026 · FOUR FLIES IN ROTATION
Four recent flies
FLY
FLY
STILL BUZZING
RECENT FLY
200Kmph and Nineteen, Berlin
the thin film of my mouth on your cunt in a half-mile high toilet just to keep us going through an invisible security corridor from west to east…
FLY
RECENTLY LANDED
RECENT FLY
You mother fucker
I know how you’re reading this. One hand on the phone, one hand on your life like it’s a drink you don’t really like but you already paid…
FLY
CAUGHT IN THE ACT
RECENT FLY
JESUS CATCHING ME DOING DUMB SHIT AT THE SECOND COMING (a collection of micro poems)
JESUS CATCHING ME WITH MY PANTS OFF when the second coming arrives with a trumpet call I’ll bet I get caught playing with mine JESUS CATCHING ME…
FOUR FLIES. NO FIXED ADDRESS.
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Blind Date With a Poem
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looking at
the enormous dump
I just took
I say to myself
you’ve been carrying
that around all day?!
no wonder
you felt like shit
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The First Infestation
2017—2025
75 pieces. Nine years of poetry, fiction, art, humor and other things that probably should have been supervised.
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