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FRESHLY CAUGHT
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big toe haiku
My feet are tender but not legal currency What’s a big toe worth?
Today at the Dump
TUESDAY, NOV 3, 2026 · FOUR FLIES IN ROTATION
Four recent flies
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STILL BUZZING
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the machine is sorry
The machine apologized again. Very polished. No spelling mistakes. Almost tender. It had just spent an hour doing exactly what I told it not to do. The men…
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RECENTLY LANDED
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On Taking a Risk
I met a woman while standing in line inside a dispensary She told me she carries a gun in her purse along with the cash needed to fill…
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CAUGHT IN THE ACT
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Three poems about my asshole
1. a clean bill of health the doctor told me to roll onto my side i asked if we could get to know each other first she said…
FOUR FLIES. SIX HOURS EACH.
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Poetry
I GUESS I SHOULD PLAY FRISBEE OR BUY AN ICE CREAM
Daniel J. Flore III has left 20 pieces here.
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The Magazine Gets Weirder From Here.
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Fly Swatter
No. 1
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Fake News
Her motivation was simple enough. “Why should the kids get all the presents?” a red-clad woman said as…
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Blind Date With a Poem
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The fret’s returned
soon the windows
will need
to be cleaned again
to wash off
all the limescale
and bird shit
We’ve ended up
flicking from channel
to channel
avoiding
the Third Reich’s
home movies
and a programme
about some thespian
on the hunt
for a brand new cock
On one channel
a strumpet
with her right hand
pleasures a gaoler
while the inmates giggle
to themselves
the harlot sighs
with resigned desperation
a mild excitement
overcomes me
I feel
the free floating guilt
think of the explosions
In Beirut
protests in Belarus
fortunately
I remain limp
soon it will be
another episode
of Celebrity Gogglebox
Shopping for a new penis
by MARK ANTHONY PEARCE
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The wreckage will appear here.
The First Infestation
2017—2025
75 pieces. Nine years of poetry, fiction, art, humor and other things that probably should have been supervised.
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