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the machine is sorry
The machine apologized again. Very polished. No spelling mistakes. Almost tender. It had just spent an hour doing exactly what I told it not to do. The men…
Today at the Dump
SUNDAY, OCT 18, 2026 · FOUR FLIES IN ROTATION
Four recent flies
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On Taking a Risk
I met a woman while standing in line inside a dispensary She told me she carries a gun in her purse along with the cash needed to fill…
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RECENTLY LANDED
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Three poems about my asshole
1. a clean bill of health the doctor told me to roll onto my side i asked if we could get to know each other first she said…
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CAUGHT IN THE ACT
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200Kmph and Nineteen, Berlin
the thin film of my mouth on your cunt in a half-mile high toilet just to keep us going through an invisible security corridor from west to east…
FOUR FLIES. NO FIXED ADDRESS.
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Things to do instead of behaving.
Blind Date With a Poem
No title. No author. Read first; meet the culprit afterward.
Dr. Seuss' 1st book,
"A Pocket Book of Boners,"
published in 1941,
was a collection
of 4 books, the first 3
copyrighted in 1931:
"Boners," "More Boners,"
"Still More Boners" &
"Prize Boners for 1932."
Boners back then
were silly mistakes,
not erections. Some
of my boners
have been silly mistakes.
Silly Facts
by Mike Casetta
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The Cut-Up Machine
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The wreckage will appear here.
The First Infestation
2017—2025
75 pieces. Nine years of poetry, fiction, art, humor and other things that probably should have been supervised.
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