FRESHFLY
FRESHLY CAUGHT
NEWEST FLY
DO WE HAVE ENOUGH FOOD TILL THURSDAY?
it doesn’t matter though everybody’s lost their appetite family won’t help my sneakers stink I need a shave blurry eyes and old cigarette butts my life feels stupid…
Today at the Dump
THURSDAY, NOV 5, 2026 · FOUR FLIES IN ROTATION
Four recent flies
FRESHFLY
FRESHFLY
STILL BUZZING
RECENT FLY
big toe haiku
My feet are tender but not legal currency What’s a big toe worth?
FRESHFLY
RECENTLY LANDED
RECENT FLY
the machine is sorry
The machine apologized again. Very polished. No spelling mistakes. Almost tender. It had just spent an hour doing exactly what I told it not to do. The men…
FRESHFLY
CAUGHT IN THE ACT
RECENT FLY
On Taking a Risk
I met a woman while standing in line inside a dispensary She told me she carries a gun in her purse along with the cash needed to fill…
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I never had to
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CHRISTMAS AT THE MENTAL HOSPITAL
by Daniel J. Flore III
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