FRESHFLY
FRESHLY CAUGHT
NEWEST FLY
THE TOAST
we clicked glasses like we just got away with something like we had something to celebrate but there was just the shitty beer that I swigged to numb…
Today at the Dump
THURSDAY, NOV 12, 2026 · FOUR FLIES IN ROTATION
Four recent flies
FRESHFLY
FRESHFLY
STILL BUZZING
RECENT FLY
It turns out
Rodney thinks he is more interesting than others think he is. Rodney thinks that’s because they lack in intelligence. Rodney says unkind things but they aren’t listening, although…
FRESHFLY
RECENTLY LANDED
RECENT FLY
outsider’s haiku
fall by the wayside it’s where the real action is & bring bail money
FRESHFLY
CAUGHT IN THE ACT
RECENT FLY
DO WE HAVE ENOUGH FOOD TILL THURSDAY?
it doesn’t matter though everybody’s lost their appetite family won’t help my sneakers stink I need a shave blurry eyes and old cigarette butts my life feels stupid…
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Fly on duty
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JESUS CATCHING ME WITH MY PANTS OFF
when the
second coming
arrives
with a trumpet call
I’ll bet
I get caught
playing with mine
JESUS CATCHING ME ON MY PHONE AT DINNER
10 minutes
after scolding
my wife
because
she was on hers
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