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SUNDAY, OCT 4, 2026 · THREE FLIES & THE DAILY FLY
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Poetry Reading Enters Third Hour of Introducing the Poet
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A shirtless man standing alone inside the fenced area of an empty dog park at sundown in Arizona blowing a shofar in one long unbroken blast gave me…
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after losing too much money gambling
I play Sinatra singing Send in the Clowns
lying on my stupid ass
with my pants falling down
knowing no matter how hard
I wish
the whole damn thing
just won’t go down differently
Dumbass cashes out
by Daniel J. Flore III
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