There’s poop in my underwear

https://soundcloud.com/user-674857679/theres-poop-in-my-underwearwhen my wife gave me shit for the poop in my underwear I had, had enough of it I can't help the crap on my hanes I said plain but she...

Shaving my legs

I take the razor all the way down my lega thin line of blood arcs over my thighit looks like...

Rudolph’s red nose looks like a big zit

I’m smoking and drinking more— it’s almost the holidaysI need to...

SPIRIT AND / OR WIND

The wind has brought its army of rowdy ghosts to the...

Night Comes Down

Cows doze along one side of the barb-wire, tombstones on...

CHRISTMAS AT THE MENTAL HOSPITAL

I never had to spend Christmas at the mental hospital I imagine it’s exactly like it...

The Death of Everything

life is a 72 year old hangover and I am...

Sometimes I sit in a room

and listen to the silence which isn't really silence but a...

DANNY AND THE GIANT PASTY

"Some cunts stole my shoes!" said Danny I looked at his socks soggy and soaked stepping in...

I wrote this for you, asshole

I wrote this for you, asshole because you parked and...

Shaving my legs

I take the razor all the way down my lega thin line of blood arcs over my thighit looks like the first color of a rainbow at nightI keep staring at itthen I use bath water to clean up...

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