JESUS CATCHING ME WITH MY PANTS OFF
when the
second coming
arrives
with a trumpet call
I’ll bet
I get caught
playing with mine
JESUS CATCHING ME ON MY PHONE AT DINNER
10 minutes
after scolding
my wife
because
she was on hers
JESUS CATCHES ME ADDING EXTRA SALT
the body is a holy temple
but my fries are bland
CAUGHT UP IN THE CLOUDS
at the second coming
I get caught up
in the clouds
with Jesus
I reach back
for my
pack of smokes
turn into
a pillar of salt