Daniel J. Flore III

"I need something positive," I said. "I farted 5 times," she replied. I had no idea marriage would be like this.

I can't take this stuck, covid 19 not a store open to buy something inessential (which are the best things to buy) I've gone to corona hell and I don't even have the virus which could be my next circle of covid hades the gas station slot machine keeps taking my money because it's the only thing to...

14,000 energy drinks can't be wrong the taste is mutant fruit by the 14,000th one today it's like drinking a flat soda can't think bumbling down the highway heart attacks in my chest weak without food caffeine crapped waterfall on the sunoco bathroom floor everything sticks out more than usual like the discount store owner statue's front teeth biting...

my refrigerator makes an all doom sound once in a while it used to really bother me when I was crazy I really thought they were coming to shoot us all up now when I hear it, it just frightens me like my life is a movie and the doom sound from that...