Home Dispatches Poetry Surprise! Surprise! By Daniel J. Flore III - May 26, 2020 208 “I need something positive,“ I said. “I farted 5 times,” she replied. I had no idea marriage would be like this. More from the authorIn protest of morningI wrote this for you, assholePandemicaDumbass cashes outIt’s the 4th of July and I don’t feel…