Home Dispatches Poetry Surprise! Surprise! By Daniel J. Flore III - May 26, 2020 212 “I need something positive,“ I said. “I farted 5 times,” she replied. I had no idea marriage would be like this. More from the authorBullshit Writers14,000 energy drinksCHRISTMAS AT THE MENTAL HOSPITALDumbass cashes outI GUESS I SHOULD PLAY FRISBEE OR BUY…