so anyway
the students were hoping
the prof would be stoned

he was

julie waznowski?

“here”

julie, do you write poetry
while smoking pot?

“I don’t know what to say”

pass your sample poems
to the front

mark wimple!

“here”

mark, does your mother
shave her pussy?

“I don’t know what to say
either”

pass your poems
to the front
but I doubt you will be
admitted

sandra beach!

“here”

sandra, could you stand up
and show us your tits?

“I don’t know what to say”

say okay

Sandra stood up
exposed her tits
and we all started
writing

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Lance Watson's poetry operates on the intersection of space and time. Haha. Okay, that's bullshit. But what the fuck. Lance Watson writes poetry and other shit sometimes when he gets high, which is more often than probably most people should, but as I said, what the fuck. LOL. Have fun, folks. --Lance Watson

P.S. If you've never written about yourself in the third person, as though you were dead, you should try it sometime. Why? How the fuck would I know. It's fun.