I’m smoking
and drinking more—
it’s almost the holidays
I need to be as numb as possible
last year Santa broke his neck falling off my roof into a pile of reindeer shit
nobody spiked the eggnog
I don’t know what Yule tide is
and I don’t wanna know
leave me alone it’s almost Christmas
and I want to melt like a snowflake
and get as fat as frosty the snowman
