I’m smoking
and drinking more—
it’s almost the holidays

I need to be as numb as possible

last year Santa broke his neck falling off my roof  into a pile of reindeer shit

nobody spiked the eggnog

I don’t know what Yule tide is
and I don’t wanna know

leave me alone it’s almost Christmas
and I want to melt like a snowflake
and get as fat as frosty the snowman