My virginity is still lost somewhere in Athens, Greece. After serving my hippie time for marijuana possession I admit I was happy that prisons exist. I didn’t need...

That's what I learned on TV. The first fish to crawl from the muck became me. These hands were fins; lungs, once gills. I shot my sperm in the...

I a good talking to a man sees his reflection in the still water this is how you look to others a fish jumps this is how you look when you talk to...

Everything shines brighter in Heather’s hell with piercing visions of uncomfortable truths. Old MacDonald still has a farm because society requires sustenance. No one wants to do the...

after losing too much money gambling I play Sinatra singing Send in the Clowns lying on my stupid ass with my pants falling down knowing no matter how hard I...

I never had to spend Christmas at the mental hospital I imagine it’s exactly like it sounds  

2 shots of Pfizer and I’m hung over I walk like I’m in waves in the ocean that are swaying me all around this vaccination is a disease unto...

“So how do we get their attention?” said Eduardo. “I’m not sure,” said Darrius. “We tacked up fliers at the university, and I told everyone...

after losing too much money gambling I play Sinatra singing Send in the Clowns lying on my stupid ass with my pants falling down knowing no matter how hard I...

she had said, “A talking snake tried to tempt me into eating the no-no fruit but I didn’t listen” instead of, “I know something you don’t know” I’d never have tasted her juicy taunt.

Dear Sir or Madam, I would like to protest the morning. I am smoking too many cigarettes. (cough, cough-spit.) There is sleep in my eyes...