My body lies, tells the truth, but lies again. Sweet discharge, then inflammation. You on top, breathing as I receive. Delivery insistent as vines. Once you climb inside, those...

X-ray technician holds film to light, whispers aloud: “My God you're constipated...”

I am ashamed of my schism, my contortionist brain and tongue. Told status is a ticket to love. Take hurried notes on how to be righteous. Worship Satan at...

https://soundcloud.com/user-674857679/theres-poop-in-my-underwear when my wife gave me shit for the poop in my underwear I had, had enough of it I can't help the crap on my hanes I said plain but she...

while I waited for a connecting flight in the Lisbon airport I found myself seated opposite an elderly man in a red hat bearing, in bold script Hot Stuff he looked...

By closing time the pretty ones looked tired too. That helped. The bartender wiped down the counter like he was erasing a crime. A man I used to sleep...

she had said, “A talking snake tried to tempt me into eating the no-no fruit but I didn’t listen” instead of, “I know something you don’t know” I’d never have tasted her juicy taunt.

"I need something positive," I said. "I farted 5 times," she replied. I had no idea marriage would be like this.

Dear Sir or Madam, I would like to protest the morning. I am smoking too many cigarettes. (cough, cough-spit.) There is sleep in my eyes...

My mother and her husband are talking to a married couple from Wisconsin probably the same age They describe themselves as nice but very stupid and have been on a number of cruises before one which...

reading Leonard Cohen by candlelight, visualizing bonfire night, your birthday were you still alive under that streetlamp, we could walk together to your bench and talk awhile it’s what we always did best— just talk,...

Everything shines brighter in Heather’s hell with piercing visions of uncomfortable truths. Old MacDonald still has a farm because society requires sustenance. No one wants to do the...