Today I found them by chance and re-read them: he tells me it’s because of the drink that he is in jail and that he is going to stop...

while I waited for a connecting flight in the Lisbon airport I found myself seated opposite an elderly man in a red hat bearing, in bold script Hot Stuff he looked...

https://soundcloud.com/user-673577468-435000874/fitbitch Come on we both know that's not sweat, they sprayed you down to make it look like it. Yes it is, yes it is...I...

https://soundcloud.com/user-674857679/theres-poop-in-my-underwear when my wife gave me shit for the poop in my underwear I had, had enough of it I can't help the crap on my hanes I said plain but she...

I start the day like the last one ended head in hand on pillow words fighting their way out— all sterile-sentiment-sap love and longing more or less everything you despise you tune me a broken...

I never had to spend Christmas at the mental hospital I imagine it’s exactly like it sounds  

the thin film of my mouth on your cunt in a half-mile high toilet just to keep us going through an invisible security corridor from west to east notes of...

"Some cunts stole my shoes!" said Danny I looked at his socks soggy and soaked stepping in puddles "I was asleep in the park minding me own business and the cunts stole my shoes!" Danny’s dad up in Scotland used to...

Dr. Seuss' 1st book, "A Pocket Book of Boners," published in 1941, was a collection of 4 books, the first 3 copyrighted in 1931: "Boners," "More Boners," "Still More Boners" & "Prize...

I a good talking to a man sees his reflection in the still water this is how you look to others a fish jumps this is how you look when you talk to...

After waking up from a four day binge of alcohol, hash, pills, I found myself lying next to a woman I didn’t love, though she said that she loved...

"I need something positive," I said. "I farted 5 times," she replied. I had no idea marriage would be like this.