I’m gonna tell everyone my Facebook got hacked. It isn’t true. It’s easier when trying to surgically remove family members and fake friends like fake news. Social media has been...

I’m that fly fisherman way upstream where I’ve never been waist deep in quiet water catching myself trying too hard.

My virginity is still lost somewhere in Athens, Greece. After serving my hippie time for marijuana possession I admit I was happy that prisons exist. I didn’t need...

"Some cunts stole my shoes!" said Danny I looked at his socks soggy and soaked stepping in puddles "I was asleep in the park minding me own business and the cunts stole my shoes!" Danny’s dad up in Scotland used to...

reading Leonard Cohen by candlelight, visualizing bonfire night, your birthday were you still alive under that streetlamp, we could walk together to your bench and talk awhile it’s what we always did best— just talk,...

The wind has brought its army of rowdy ghosts to the windows and doors of the house, tonight; "We know you're in there," the wind is saying, pushing and tugging...

after losing too much money gambling I play Sinatra singing Send in the Clowns lying on my stupid ass with my pants falling down knowing no matter how hard I...

I never had to spend Christmas at the mental hospital I imagine it’s exactly like it sounds  

"yeah, i don't know why they don't legalize this stuff," karsten said. i watched the thick plume of smoke snake up out of his joint and collect at...

https://soundcloud.com/user-674857679/theres-poop-in-my-underwear when my wife gave me shit for the poop in my underwear I had, had enough of it I can't help the crap on my hanes I said plain but she...

Dr. Seuss' 1st book, "A Pocket Book of Boners," published in 1941, was a collection of 4 books, the first 3 copyrighted in 1931: "Boners," "More Boners," "Still More Boners" & "Prize...

The fret’s returned soon the windows will need to be cleaned again to wash off all the limescale and bird shit We’ve ended up flicking from channel to channel avoiding the Third Reich’s home movies and a...