It was a strange sermon. Most adults were nodding in deference, some with fatigue. I didn’t get it, until I got home and heard a different version watching Popeye on...

2 shots of Pfizer and I’m hung over I walk like I’m in waves in the ocean that are swaying me all around this vaccination is a disease unto...

and listen to the silence which isn't really silence but a collection of many subtle sounds similar to a television or radio playing in the background they are there...

By closing time the pretty ones looked tired too. That helped. The bartender wiped down the counter like he was erasing a crime. A man I used to sleep...

my refrigerator makes an all doom sound once in a while it used to really bother me when I was crazy I really thought they were...

"I need something positive," I said. "I farted 5 times," she replied. I had no idea marriage would be like this.

always question the avatar if it is actually a representation it is likely modified no one really likes how they look and if they tell you they do they're...

the neighbors are setting off fireworks the sky is farting national pride only it’s like the civil war it looks and feels like they’re firing them at...

my refrigerator makes an all doom sound once in a while it used to really bother me when I was crazy I really thought they were...

blue jays build a nest in the pine, swallows migrate overhead, wren in and out of the compost, centipede in beak behind the fence children screech, entitled neighbours don’t distance from...

2 shots of Pfizer and I’m hung over I walk like I’m in waves in the ocean that are swaying me all around this vaccination is a disease unto...