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Dermoid Cyst
I’m gonna tell everyone
my Facebook got hacked.
It isn’t true. It’s easier
when trying to surgically remove
family members and fake friends
like fake news.
Social media has been...
This is me not exaggerating
My virginity is still lost somewhere in Athens, Greece.
After serving my hippie time
for marijuana possession
I admit I was happy that prisons exist.
I didn’t need...
DANNY AND THE GIANT PASTY
"Some cunts
stole my shoes!"
said Danny
I looked
at his socks
soggy
and soaked
stepping
in puddles
"I was asleep
in the park
minding me
own business
and the cunts
stole my shoes!"
Danny’s dad
up in Scotland
used to...
saying goodbye
reading Leonard Cohen
by candlelight,
visualizing
bonfire night,
your birthday
were you still alive
under that streetlamp,
we could walk together
to your bench
and talk awhile
it’s what we always did best—
just talk,...
SPIRIT AND / OR WIND
The wind has brought its
army of rowdy ghosts to
the windows and doors
of the house, tonight;
"We know you're in there," the wind
is saying, pushing
and tugging...
Hollywood
Dumbass cashes out
after losing too much money gambling
I play Sinatra singing Send in the Clowns
lying on my stupid ass
with my pants falling down
knowing no matter how hard
I...
CHRISTMAS AT THE MENTAL HOSPITAL
I never had to
spend
Christmas
at the
mental hospital
I imagine it’s
exactly like
it sounds
some evening in March at the coffee shop
"yeah, i don't know why they don't
legalize this stuff," karsten said.
i watched the thick plume of smoke
snake up out of his joint
and collect at...
There’s poop in my underwear
https://soundcloud.com/user-674857679/theres-poop-in-my-underwear
when my wife gave me shit
for the poop in my underwear
I had, had enough of it
I can't help
the crap
on my hanes
I said plain
but she...
Silly Facts
Dr. Seuss' 1st book,
"A Pocket Book of Boners,"
published in 1941,
was a collection
of 4 books, the first 3
copyrighted in 1931:
"Boners," "More Boners,"
"Still More Boners" &
"Prize...
Shopping for a new penis
The fret’s returned
soon the windows
will need
to be cleaned again
to wash off
all the limescale
and bird shit
We’ve ended up
flicking from channel
to channel
avoiding
the Third Reich’s
home movies
and a...



























