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Could you please shut the fuck up?

The couple at the next table arguing about politics. The guy at the bar telling a story like he’s Hemingway reborn. The TV spitting out bad news no one...

My refrigerator said I was going to die

my refrigerator makes an all doom sound once in a while it used to really bother me when I was crazy I really thought they were...

In protest of morning

Dear Sir or Madam, I would like to protest the morning. I am smoking too many cigarettes. (cough, cough-spit.) There is sleep in my eyes...

SHIT

looking at the enormous dump I just took I say to myself you’ve been carrying that around all day?! no wonder you felt like shit

I’m a Freaking Salamander

That's what I learned on TV. The first fish to crawl from the muck became me. These hands were fins; lungs, once gills. I shot my sperm in the...

200Kmph and Nineteen, Berlin

the thin film of my mouth on your cunt in a half-mile high toilet just to keep us going through an invisible security corridor from west to east notes of...

Catch a Buzz

The men I see in daylight

Napkin poems

Holding the bong

Hollywood

The men I see in daylight

At the gas station a man in wraparound shades was talking too loud about how the country had gone soft. He needed help working the pump. I looked away. Mercy takes...

VOMIT

at this party smoking a cigarette with sun in my eyes my face flushed out of breath I just threw up and only the fly in it cares
A Couple Smoking Weed Together

you take what you can get

it was another late morning mid week i was rolling a skinny joint with some leftovers from the table when my lady walked out of the bathroom oh my god, she said i just...

The toilet water is tears

this woman on the radio was just talking about the glory of God she said heaven opened up and she could hear music playing today the sink...
Photo of Man Leaning on Wooden Table

I GUESS I SHOULD PLAY FRISBEE OR BUY AN ICE CREAM

it’s 75 degrees the first real nice day since winter I’m staring at a patch of grass with a confused look on my face like I should be doing something...

Music Scene

The men I see in daylight

Napkin poems

Holding the bong

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