my refrigerator makes an all doom sound once in a while it used to really bother me when I was crazy I really thought they were coming to shoot us all up now when I hear it, it just frightens me like my life is a movie and the doom sound from that...
The third week of April passed slowly without protests or violence from a concerned public who were beginning to doubt the benefits of social distancing. Conspiracies a go-go multiplied in whispers while quarantined families without their routines bickered and wondered how they could be related. Calendar pages were unannotated. No Plans or play-dates to anticipate. Neither young nor old knew the day or date. After the...
What the fuck? I need a drink.
"I need something positive," I said. "I farted 5 times," she replied. I had no idea marriage would be like this.